Hello. My Name is Archibald

As you can plainly see, I am also an ostrich. Now, while the fact that I'm writing must mean that I cannot be an ostrich, you must realize I am also a space alien.

Wierd, yes. I must say that even I find it strange from time to time. But as my friend the Hamsterfish says, sometimes it's best to just be who you are and roll with it. Such is my grotesque nature.