Piccadilly!

Well, everyone, this ostrich was in a car today with my female concubine ostrich, and lo and behold, the Piccadilly on Jefferson Hwy is now OPEN!!!

So, what does a male ostrich eat you might ask:

chicken fried chicken with jalapeno gravy (those chickens are so dumb)
macaroni and cheese
mashed potatoes and gravy
green beans (got to get some veggies)
jalapeno corn bread

No dessert. This can make an ostrich tired, which means no ostrich love with the concubine.

Our waitress' name was Pam. She had a slight moustache, but I'm sure that's just because her hair removal clinic has yet to open. Poor Pam.