Earhart Eyeopener, Part II

It appears I was given some misinformation as to the proper ingredients to the Earhart Eyeopener. Jonathan emailed me and offered the following:

• 1/2 Pineapple Big Shot cold drink
• 1/2 Pabst Blue Ribbon
• 4 Mini Thins

I think the extra Mini Thins will open the eyes even more than the Red Bull.

Jonathan also offers a bit of lagniappe, Gentilly Iced Tea:

Equal parts Chocolate Soldier and Vodka ---- Serve Warm