Being a historical displacement specialist, I am always on the lookout for new technological advances. That's why I called the diabolical hacker known as Ishtar. He's in town today to help me liberate data, because, as well all know, data, it wants to be free.Anywhoo, once he successfully smuggled his camera, pda, cellphone, laptop, i-phone and circa 1984 IBM keyboard through customs, he met with me today at my lab. It was a hoot. We broke into NORAD and started playing a game called Global Thermonuclear War with a computer named WOPR. Then, all of a sudden, Ally Sheedy arrived. It really was a lot of fun. But now I'm getting worried. There are a bunch of guys getting out of a Ford Crown Victoria. They're wearing sunglasses and.....
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