The Secret Life of Weebs

To understand how it is possible for Sunshine's adopted three-year-old son from Central America to have been able to do all the amazing things he can do with Microsoft Excel and his vast knowledge of the international banking industry, look no farther than this picture.

Weebs is, in fact, a spy, a secret agent, a spook. These glasses were given to him by none other than Pierce Brosnan, and when he puts them on, he is no longer a Spanish speaking child, but instead a worldly man of mystery with a license to kill. (rumor has it that, when Weebs is on the firing range keeping his gun skills sharp, he is able to shoot a bullet inside of a bullet.)

Weebs. Danger is his middle name.