Tuna. The Freshmaker

OK. Hi. Hello. Howdy.

Archibald loves the summer about as much as he loves candied apples, which is to say, not very much.

It is very hot outside.

Hello? Anybody there? I said it is very hot outside.

(how hot is it?)

It is so hot, that I can't make a joke about it. It's that damn hot.

(head buried)