Friday, October 31, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I Love This Movie

Awesome parenting skills at work:

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Awesome

I know I haven't been posting much stuff other than videos, but, well, not a lot has been going on. That being said, here's this:

Monday, October 27, 2008

Obama is Beautiful World

4 minutes of your life you will never have back. Thanks, Ted.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

Weekend?

Well, I dunno. What is there to do? The weather is supposed to be beautiful. Maybe golf. Maybe archery. Archery? Yeah, maybe not. That sounds kind of dangerous.

Had a creole tomato for dinner last night. DEEEElicious. Just sliced it up with a little salt and pepper. Yumsville. If you see any around, buy them up immediately. They're awesome right now and won't last long because the weather's about to get colder.

Markie Post. There. I said it.

Who wants to come over and barbeque at my house on Sunday? I'm planning on watching the Saints game until 3, and then after that, get the grill going in the front yard and feed the neighborhood. Who's in? Anyone?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

This Costume is just WRONG


Not a lot going on

Just a post here to say that not much is going on. I've been wielding the hamsterfish again, cooking things on pita bread, and being altogether blah. I guess that can happen after seeing WORLD FAMOUS Lance Conkerton at the Saints game last Monday. I mean, really, where do you go from there?

Today, I will be lunching at the Tennou Sushi restaurant. I will have a seafood salad for sure, but then, what else? Maybe I'll just order a bowl of lard. Do they serve lard at Japanese restaurants?

In other news, my friend Ketchup (ketchup keeps you regular) is coming to New Orleans the first week of February to run in some kind of race. Running seems like an awful lot of work to me. I prefer flying, but, alas, I'm an ostrich and that dream will have to remain a dream.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Not sure what to say about this


Oh, and if you look closely, the power strip is floating on a PAIR OF SANDALS.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Rules for Halloween

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement or attic, especially if the power has gone out.

4. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or split up.

5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

6. On a dark night, never stand in, on, above, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

7. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

8. Do not take anything from the dead.

9. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take a hint and stay away.

10. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

11. If you are running from a monster, expect to fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it is still moving fast enough to catch up to you.

12. If your companions suddenly begin uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

13. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, or any small town in Maine.

14. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to call for help.

15. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any weapon made from deceased companions.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Saints Game


Okay, went to the Saints game last night. The game itself was kind of a bummer, although it was very exciting. The most amazing part was that I ran into WORLD FAMOUS Lance Conkerton. Although he declined my request for an autograph, it was still a real honor to meet one of the biggest icons in the state of Louisiana.

Of course, we ran into one another in the smoking section. It was really smoky, so I'm surprised we recognized one another, although, come to think of it, being an ostrich and all, I kind of stand out.

Another few observations:
  • For the first time I can remember, I actually made it through the game without ordering nachos.
  • The fans in section 118 were very happy to see me, as I hadn't been to a game since the preseason. They missed my ability to incite riotous calamity.
  • This season, they now pour beer from 16 oz cans into plastic cups. Still $7 but an actual upgrade from the 12 oz beers they used to hand out. Much easier to get sloppy. And I was sloppy.
  • Could the women outside of Allegro get any cheesier? The answer last night was a resounding yes.
  • The financial crisis does not seem to have affected the overall surliness of the Superdome faithful. It might have, in fact, put them into a sort of surl-overdrive. And I do love that so very much.
  • Finally, I think Bad Repp should start a website devoted to needlepoint artwork.

Hello and Happy Mardi Gras.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Duck, Duck, Goose

My Friend Luigi

A lot of people have been telling me recently that my friend Luigi looks a lot like Kevin Youkilis of the Boston Red Sox. What think you?