The Mormon Emily was born on Thursday. Turns out she was a lot more advanced a child than previously thought, as the picture below will illustrate:
Regardless, Sunshine is very happy to have given birth to a musical genius (and one who came out fully clothed at that!!!), but she's in a bit of pain, seeing as how her body wasn't quite built to have something Emily's size to come flying out of her vagina. Sunshine's a surly lass, however, and has no problem getting nice and comfortably numb on good, old-fashioned pain medication.
Hopefully, the Mormon Emily turns out to be as much of a musical genius as Rick Astley! Go get them, Em!