Monday, April 07, 2008

20 Lame Fairy Tales

via Woot! - and my friend Jimmy B:

1. Rumpelstiltskin Vs. Predator
2. The Cockroach That Hid In Potato Chips
3. Vomitunzelrella
4. The Seven Ugly Stepsisters And Their Other Sister Who Looked Reasonably Cute In The Right Lighting
5. Thumbelina II: The Thumbening
6. The Enchanted 2-Bedroom, 1.5-Bath Craftsman Bungalow
7. The Emperor’s Clothes
8. Shaft in Narnia
9. Mr. Tapeworm’s Wild Ride
10. Aladdin and the Compact Fluorescent Lamp
11. The Tale Of Ned Van Winkle, Who Only Overslept By Half An Hour, But On The Morning Of An Important Job Interview
12. Beauty and The Geek, Season Five, Episode Three
13. The Wicked Witch Of The Greater Tri-County Area
14. How The Pelican Got A Bank Account
15. The Princess and The Pee
16. The Old Woman's Eviction From The Shoe
17. Wood: The Legend Of Pinocchio’s Awkward Puberty
18. Hansel and Kaitlynn
19. The Frog Went Down To Georgia
20. Sleeping Nice-Personality

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