Since Hurricane Season officially starts in two days, a friend of mine asked me if I had any plans of my own. I said, yes, in fact, I do have plans, and here they are:
My hurricane evacuation recipe:
1 Laptop Computer
1 Telephone
Medicine and toiletries
24 Miller Lite Beers
1 Gallon Water
1 Cooler
4 Single Serving Chef Boyardee meals
1 Bag for everything else
Instructions:
-Combine laptop, telephone, medicine and toilitries in laptop case. Set aside.
-Into cooler, add cans of beer, gallon of water, chef boyardee. Cover with contents of icemaker. Drag to front door.
-Grab bag. In a panic and without looking, start packing things that feel like "clothes," stuffing as much as possible until bag barely zips. Throw in direction of front door.
-Realize you've forgotten your IPod. Rectify.
-Bitch at yourself for owning an Audi instead of a Jeep with mud tires (you could take the levee to BR). Get over it.
-1967 Fender Telecaster. There's room for that in the trunk.
Load everything in the car. Turn on 870 am and enjoy!
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