Since the adoption of young Weebs from Central America, with all of the money he has made them through several "questionable" offshore banking transactions, Sunshine and Simon would like to announce the purchase of their new estate, somewhere just off Bluebonnet in Baton Rouge. Although the house will only have seventeen bedrooms and three private ballrooms, Sunshine says this will have to do.
"Keeping up with the Nolands is a real bitch and, well, they just don't have a lot of proper mansions in the greater Baton Rouge area," she told me while shopping for her new Land Rover, after which she added, "I have two breasts and their names are Rita and Shelly, which is a good thing to have two of them as, of course, I should be having twins in the next ten to eleven months."
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