1. Do you still have tonsils? no
2. Would you bungee jump? that's the closest i ever get to flying.
3. If you could do anything in the world for a living what would it be? be a champion nipple tester
4. How many tattoos do you have? 0
5. Your favorite fictional animal? Hamsterfish
6. One person that never fails to make you laugh? Sunshine
7. Do you consider yourself well organized? what me?
8. Any addictions? scotch, vodka, orange juice, nipples
9. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news? Sunshine
10. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus? Circus. The carinval might have mimes.
11. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? an oyster
12. Best movie you've seen this year? what's a movie? Oh, you mean like Dallas...
13. Favorite alcoholic drink? Screwdriver
14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? russle my feathers
15. Siblings? What is a sibling?
16. (make up your own question here) Why do children bury beef jerkys in the sand? It's great for me, because they're scruptious, but why would they give up their beef jerkys? Is it to appease the sand Gods?
17. Have you ever gone to therapy? The Rapist?
18. If you could have one super power what would it be? Flying!!!!!
19. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? No, but I've eaten some.
20. Have you ever gone camping? yes
21. Gas prices! First thought? You have to pay to fart?
22. Your favorite cartoon character? Bullwinkle
23. What was your first car? I am not a licensed driver.
24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? I try not to think in terms of dates.
25. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? Simpsons
26. Do you go to church? Only on the days they're serving wine.
27. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? J.R. Ewing
28. What errand/chore do you despise? Cleaning
29. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? What is an alarm.
30. Last time you puked from drinking? Alcohol does not make me sick.
31. What is your heritage? I am from another planet
32. Favourite flower? Whatever flower makes scotch
33. Disney or Warner Bros? Warner Bros.
34. What is your best childhood memory? I was on the second moon of Blimpton. I had taken the shape of a nemotode and accidentally infected one of the heads of a three headed Mormon Moose with syphilis. The other two heads disapproved greatly.
35. Your favorite potato chip? salt and vinegar chips
36. What is your favorite candy? Screwdrivers
37. Do you burn or tan? My feathers are SPF 9000
38. Astrological sign? Cancer
39. Do you own a gun? No.
40. What do you think of hot dogs? I think they are scruptious, especially on a bed of beef jerky shavings.
10 years ago